Mutants

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

okayz. where shall i start. all my camps are finally over. Lets start with the OBS camp.

Outward Bound Singapore.. No cake la. first day morning woke up and prepare all my stuff than take my heavy bag out of the house. don't know why on the way there already feel that the bag was abit heavy. but nvm, still can carry. Upon reaching school we met up and talk than we boarded the bus. Omg, the bus was damn small. Why cannot hire a better bus?~! haiz.. after that we went all the way to Punggol Jetty there and wait for the boat. Sabo sia, don't know why we came earlier but other schools who came later than us were allowed to board the boats first. Don't know waD sch, MGS have so many za bor sia. after that we sit boat go to Pulau Ubin liao. Than climb up one slope than settle down. After that they read out out groupings. Kiat and Me were in the same watch, Hillary. Somehow, Standley ended up sharing the same watch as us too. Than when we settling down, we took up the space of another watch than the watch members don't dare to sit there liao. haha very funny, than when they call for that watch, no one respond.. Marco Polo. than got short briefing followed by a mini ice-breaking session and some administrative stuff. During the Admin stuff, we found out that Standley was in the wrong watch. Haha.. Paiseh :P Than we cont. after that we take group pic. very boring lor. than raining than need to seek shelter than we also sort out our food rations and tents and ponchos and haversacks. Than we play summore game. our bl**dy instructor like so inexperienced, don't know anything. than when we ask him for the programme, he will say "i'll tell you later." so damn irritating. Than our turn to wear harnest and helmet than they teach us belaying. Like we don't know liddat~! wasting our time onli. than got one za bor very kay kiang. talk alot of shyt. After belaying than dunno waD liao. Go pitch tent. they bring us into the forest sia than they this and that all also never take, waste so much time. than the sky black black liao. hard to pitch. Summore they still want to teach us how to pitch. Like who dunno how to pitch liddat. Me and kiat pitch on a slope sia. we very cunning. 4 man tent ma than got ppl want to sleep with us, they keep asking than we say, wait wait, later. muhahahaha. so dark hard to pitch. lucky my headlamp very bring sia. muhahahahahaha. we are damn evil. after that we go back to take out food. we go to the beach to check on out watch, they so messy, very chaotic. don't know what nonsense are they doing. so me and kiat decided to cook ourselves. yeah, we go back to the store and kope other ppl can food. haha. than we go under the light. we are clever sia, not like those idiots sit at the beach no light. we tried to cook rice and can food. but the rice failed. the rest of our watch members also saw us than come and give us some of their 'cooked' rice. cooked my food la, still so hard. not edible :D nvm, just eat abit. arh bo than the yvonne chia come. made a big mistake to invite her sia. kia xi sia. she everything also want. all the good things also want. she ask us not to leave her out. than she summore still want to be with the other of our watch members. Throughout the camp, me and kiat very anti-social one.. haha. survival ma. lesser people easier to survive. see, we very cunning. easier to do stuff also ma. we sui bian say ok lor. than we slowly eat. we the last ppl who are eating sia. take out time. than the Wee How (our instructor) come and tell us that we are not supposed to be eating there than anyway we finish liao than we go bath while other people help us wash up. good horz? still got some maids. summore ta por :P bath liao than got meeting, debrief take abit nonsense lor. One more thing. i first day IC lehz. good horz? also do nothing much one. than after that can go liao lor. go take my headlight from YiZhou first than go into the jungle. Than when we were there, we were expecting resistance forces from the people to snatch out territory. But they were not there, they must have given up i guessed and decided to sleep high up on some tree. than go sleep liao. orhz orhz first day over liao ole ole ole ole.

second day. morning wake up than eat dunno waD liao. dunno why got free service, people unpitch tent for us. than go for rock wall climbing. suay arhz, kiat seemed to be the centre of attraction, for the mosquitoes. wah seh, all the people who were infront of me all are weaklings sia. cannot climb to the top of the wall. even kay kiang (the za bor who very kay kiang lor.) also cannot climb past the second panel. haha, i laugh arhz. all damn lousy people. Show you our Canberra Power arhz~! muhahahaha. i first one to touch the top. ole ole ole. after that lunch and change and abit of packing up too. than prepare for wet weather activity. took out bagpacks on to a boat and tents too to be transported to another camp site. very heavy sia. and i'm talking about 15- 20 kg. they teach us Kayacing. i was not really sure how to do also but lucky got Kiat, he teach me how to do all the stuff. than we try out paddling and the t-rescue and how to capsize. after that we kyack to another site where we were going to pitch tent. all the ppl so slow.. waste time only. than reach liao than bring the kyacks onto the beach and than go pitch tent. abit hard to pitch but not a big issue for us. after that they ask us to change to dry clothes and when i say change, it doesn't mean bathe. smelly arhz, never bathe. i don't care also. than we cook maggie mee for our dinner and some can food. yvonne keep asking us to go eat with the rest of the watch but we don't want. f sia. than we go lor. after that they also so messy than we bo pian, have to go back into isolation. damn irritating arhz. bl**dy yvo. sian la you. so much nonsense and crap. don't know waD shyt you thinking. you this also want, that also want. let me tell you than you can only have one so you better change your attitide. peace ~!! than got briefing. the briefing was about the next day's Sea Expidition. than i kanna bite so many times sia. ouch~!~!~!~!~!. Than me and kiat cook milo than drink lor. after that at nite we walk about and ka jiao people than we go anyhow urine and shyt. sh..~~~ don't sae so loud la. than nite time we pack our stuff for tomorrow than go sleep liao. at nite i summore heard some stuff lehz. i thought i heard music and a wild bore snorting. i also heard music on the first nite. they say it maybe some malays. but i don't think i can believe that because around us is all forest.. damn it, i heate such places. spooky.

Thursday: we woke up earlier than the rest to cook cerel for our breakfast. no enough water? never mind so earlie no one know, we go and kope other people water and use. survival waD :P than we prepare our stuff than change and unpitch tent. hard arhz. the tent to wet and so much sand, hard to fold and summore my hand very pain liao. than kiat also cannot roll till it fit in the bag than later other people come and help us out abit than we managed to do it. Actually horz, is not we want other people to help, but is don't want to dirty hands onli :P kiddin' anyway, appreciated their help. than we brought our stuff down to the beach and help to load all onto a boat than abit of briefing than we setted out on our Sea Exp. Kiat took the back and i took the front. than we started. we also put on sunblock lotion. than go liao. they people were very slow and hard to organise. they keep stopping, waste our time. all don't know how to kyack. damn irritating. they keep banging into us. we made alot of enemys sia :P they keep banging into us than keep changing out direction. please lor, i also new to kyacking, still can do it better than you all. haiz.. throw your own face. they bang one time, we scold them one time, than i heard from ade and guanting that got ppl complain us. they tell their instructor, "those 2 canberran boys horz..." hahah. than ade say sure is me and kiat liao. serve them right la, it isn't fun being pushed around and keep changing direction. make us waste alot of energy. the people stop also dunno how to stop. use your common sense la. no brainers. summore all the front people are canberrans. haha. very funny arhz. other school just don't stand a chance against us. than when we having break that time we very relaxed sia. legs put on top of the kayack. i almost fall down arhz.. heng never. half way, kiat and me jump into the water and do small business. actually at first i kyack than very tired than got abit used to it and understood more about how to kyack than not tired liao. than we go one big round Pulau Ubin. than reach liao is about 2pm liddat. total about 6hrs of kyacking. tired? not so la. than we brought in the kyacks than go rest. suay arhz. change to dry shoes than need to hike into the forest liao. this is the worst part of the whole camp. the bagpack so damn damn damn damn damn damn damn heavy lor. than carry until shoulder pain keep stopping to rest but still no use. damn heavy. halfway, nono. not even half way than saw MingJie. Phew. finally a friendly face. chatting abit than went on again. walk to long, so damn heavy. than after that i took the lead and walk infront. coz damn heavy so walk faster than not so heavy liao. damn people walk so slow and keep complaining. summore boys sia. than reach liao is the main camp. Camp 1. all the good facilities are there. got briefing about than go pitch tent and bathe. tent so hard to pitch arhz.. damn it. i don't think we put up the fly sheet this time. than go eat. the food wad so-s0 onli la. not so good. want to provide food also provide better right? summore give so little dishes. you think people not hungry mehz? i hungry arhz.~! we eat so much arhz. take a mountain of rice. than go back to tent to take some things. i was already half worne out when i was eating. hard to move about. when we go back to the tent than i think i accidentally kick the next watch's tent line, Tenzing. They suay arhz, share same camp site as mine. to think that i kick one line won't affect the the whole watch's tent is a big mistake coz they tied the tents together. so of coz, "1 for all, all for 1". 1 fall all, all fall 1. muhahahaha. than i accidentally kiack again than i got a notch worse. but is really accidentally kick one. really! don't you guys believe me? oh well. than after that got nite walk than go to one bridge than not debrief than go back. half way back to the tent site, they tell us to walk ourselves. 1 at a time. i was thinking, go go la, scared what. but than i turn around and saw all my watch the boys behind me. all hum ji la. haiz.. than when all reach back liao, we go eat supper than go back to our tents. me and kiat actually wanted to cook summore and finish some can food so that our bag would be lighter but in the end didn't. got teacher walking about than we couldn't wait anymore coz when we lie down we will sleep. so in the end fell asleep lor. hard to sleep summore. got the stupid stones on the ground, keep poking me arhz.. haiz.. sleep sleep lor. than sleep liao. :P

Friday arhz. morning wake up, unpitch tent than go for breakfast. the food was like shyt. and shyt is shyt. than go play high rope element. our first climb failed but second passed. haiz.. first one abit hard coz the bl**dy belayers like not safe liddat. didn't trust them much. than half way we were asked to come down. nvm lor. than after all finish liao than go for lunch than after lunch we clean up the cook house. you think waD? call us come clean cook house for waD? we also not your bl**dy OBS staff. call your staff clean la. hired to do nothing.. fire them la. than we go play flying for. the longest in South-east asia. than half way rain. so we had to go into shelter. than in shelter other watch the instructor play game with them but ours tell us to wait there he go and so some thing will be back soon. f u lehz. i know you go to your office to sleep. how can you be so irresponsible? than we 1hr do nothing, sleep lor. idiot. waD sort of instructor are you? i'm already pissed off enuff by your stinking attitude. right not summore my sister anyhow lend my bicycle to other people while i was away on LTC camp. My bicycle not cheap okz. spoil who pay? .. cont story. than the rain stop liao than the instructor come back. i feel like slapping him. act shyt onli. full of crap lor. he is ZhiQuan that type. samn bloodline. the flying fox very boring. i want to sleep liao. now i also want to sleep. so i better faster type.after flying fox than we take our stuff and the tent than hike back to camp 2. i carry the tent and the bagpack so heavy than i walk infront fast ma. than the behind ppl walk so slow. shyt them la. then the kay kiang tell me "hey frontman, do you know what is the meaning of S L O W, slow?!". then i shout back to her. "oie, do you know what is the meaning of F A S T, fast?~!" Want to play with me come la. short hike also cannot take it. than reach liao than go pitch tent than go wash up all the stuff and than eat abit than go bathe. after that rain like siao damn it. we cannot go back to out tent. we already prepare all the food in the tent liao and mass tin also all inside, that nite want to cook want lehz. than rain. we were forced to sleep in the multipurpose court but i couldn't sleep damn cold. after that me, huatjin and lokyiu gather together and eat. than kiat come. than we go back to the tent to take food than eat liao than jin go sleep. than we talk talk talk . than zichao come. than talk talk talk talk. then itchy, got thing bite us. so what to do? no insect repelent. haha go kope la . we scouted around for the theh insect repelent than we found it liao, i go take than we faster spray. than at the same time the owner wake up than i think she looking for it but cannot find than go back to sleep. than after zachao faster go put back. muhahah.ah.a.ha.ha.ha.h.ha.ha. than sleep abit than i wake up liao everyone gone. than after than lokyiu come back than we talk talk talk talk talk.till morning than morning saw people wake up to cook. damn you. i want your mass tin~! nvm than morning liao we go unpitch tent and do all the stupid packing up stuff. alot of things to do. got some stuff missing but i also don't care. also not we make lost, just let them go find lor. than pack everything liao. own bag also pack already. than got the final debrief. than give feedback than pay money for the pic. than go to buy the OBS shirt. happie arhz, no need to see their faces liao. muhahahah.a after that take pic than go liao. go back no one sae bb to me and kiat. so sad.. muhahah.ah.a.ha.hah siao. after that want to board the bus liao than we shout "OBS SUCKS~!". hahahahahahah. than reach the jetty liao still need to check bag for bomb. haha. than sit big go back to sembawang. so sad arhz, no teacher come and fetch us. than the same lousy bus fetch us back. overall this is nothing much. just a piece of shyt. nonsense la. waste of time lor. not planned properly. alot of delay. haiz.. can la. i would give 5/10 for this OBS course. ok. end of obs liao. muhahahahaha...

Next day, rest than pack bag than go sleep.

22nd November. morning wake up than go to school for the LTC camp. wear the OBS black t-shirt go there. than reach liao collect their stuff and admin stuff. icebreakers than take all the stuff onto the bus. than go to Labrador Adventure Centre. the place is like shyt lor. go to out bunks than put our things than go for High Element than after they do the high element. than the go do absailing of flying fox. than andy and me help out abit than after that go eat lunch chicken arhz. everytime chicken. than after lunch went for orienteering at Labrador Park. kanna mosquito bites. quite fun also. but they walk so slow. and some guys just don't give a damn on what is going on lor. after that debrief than go back to LAC for dinner. than at nite have night walk than have supper than they go sleep.

23rd November. Wake up than settle our stuff than have breakfast than have morning pt than bring them for teambuilding games. saw alot of team work among them. they got restless at the last few games. than when we play finish all the games liao than we combined with group 4 to play some other games. fun arhz :P. but i nv plae la. than go eat lunch than pack up and clear the place than go back to school. on the bus everyone sleeping sia. i also. but couldn't sleep well. hard to sleep the bus driver dunno how to drive. reach liao than we go to com room 1 to put our stuff. they begged the teacher to allow us to sleep in the com lab. muhahahaha. than we go out to meet our group to do some planning for the Sec 1 camp next year. was abit rough at first but we did start to progress. than after that they play games. very fun. than after that go cook. they brought down all the mass tins and solid fuel than they food. had to supervise them. than they clean up than we let them go bathe. than we go eat out dinner. duck rice. than after they come back we ask them to wash the mass tin again coz quite oily than finish already they assemble in the parade squ for briefing. then they talk talk talk talk. so sian. than after that i sae SIA stands for Stupid Idiot Asshole. than they not happie. haha. funny arhz. than adeline and mayuri tell us ghost story haha, don't dare to move already. while the rest of the people do their reflection for the day. than we did our planning for the Sec 1 Camp. than after that they got their supper than can go sleep. at nite we keep doing patrol. caught a few people. 1 boy playing with matchsticks. and a group of girls. Group 3 and 4 the za bor all don't want to sleep. make us wait so long. we bathe than come back, they still talking. than in the end we stay out side their room and watch them than they cannto ta han liao than sleep. haha. clever horz? than kiat and me go back to our the com lab to sleep liao. cold arhz.. just sleep. abit hard to sleep..

Than next morning, wake up than have morning pt than after that they eat liao than back to planning again. now they had to get into their cca groups and plan their cca recruitment. than the leaders do our own stuff. than debrief and feedback and do the yellow booklet. than they all assemble in the foyer than talk abit more than give back their items than release then. haha. than kiat and standley go and get Shi Yun and Cynthia hp no. hahaha. so kia su sia. don't know how many they want. haha, funny sia.

after that YiZhou, Aaron, Kiat and me walked to sp. than on the way we met Andy, ZiChao, Shun and Nicholas. than we all go sp to eat together. some of them brought mac food up to the foodcourt. eat liao than someone call kiat than after that YiZhou talk to them and disturb them. Don't know why 1 person can become 3. haha. very funny arhz.. you should have been there to witness it. couldn't stop laughing. after that we go down to mac to eat ice-cream. YiZhou's good idea, eat eat and eat. haha. than go home liao.

well, very happy to have been able to get to know a few more friends and get to know my other friends better.. YiZhou, Ade, Kiat, GuanTing, ZiChao. haha. very fun. :P

buaiz buaiz liao. now i shall go and sleep.

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Mutants RulE3:34 PM